It's Pun-Day

What's The Difference Between A Regular Toad And A Horny Toad?
One Say's "rib-it. rib-it" while the other one says "rub-it rub-it"

grrrr-idge

anger simmering
in a pot of
boiling resentment
don't talk to
me today
it's not good
for your health.