A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.

- Winnie the Pooh

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Humorous Headlines *snickering*

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

President Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

2 comments:

Doug said...

#8 I hope not
#11 they should
#14 no $#!t
#15 dont blame them a bit

Steven M. Vance said...

LOL! There are some good ones there, Luv.